Is This a True Story?

I've told some friends about this and when I tell them the situation that I'm in, everyone asks if I'm telling the truth or how much I'm embellishing the situation.  Just to be clear here: This is a TRUE story!  As I said in my first post, I'm not getting hardly any communication from my supervisor, so there are some things I am speculating about, but I will always identify those statements as such.  I also want to clarify that I like the people that I work with and the company as a whole, I'm not trying to trash it.  I just feel like I need to tell the outside world about my situation because it's so bizarre (at least that's the universal reaction I get when I discuss it with friends and family).  Now, I am looking for another position, so I'm not sitting here doing nothing everyday and I'm really well informed on Egypt, the NFL Draft and new recipe ideas ;-[)  I'm up to following 379 feeds on Twitter.